How Not to Be Bored

are you bored thats what thought oh your not bored then stop lying this is still fun to do

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This one requires only a curb or the last step at a flight of stairs and your imagination
close your eyes imagin your at the edge of a cliff look back measure the wind speed look down the cliff calm your self and take one step of and jump AAAAAAAAHHHHHH your ok.

again all you need is imagination walk around your house adding zzt to each movement walk very choppy not smoothly like normal talk like a robot to not hard if youve seen any Sci fi movie.

just keep pinching your arm soon you will discover boredom is much more enjoyable then pain.

choose a random word from any magazine and say it aloud until it loses all meaning

got to your local  library and sit down and just start making a low buzzing noise and see hoe long until someone pays attention 

go in your bath room and just keep making weird faces it may seem immature but if you lock the door and flush when you come out no one will suspect a thing