How to Make Realistic Sick

Do you ever feel like u just need a break from school and ur just to tired to do all that tiring boring work??? Well your in the right place!!! I'm gonna show you how to make fake but realistic sick!!!

Cocoa Honey Sauce Egg Flour 1/4 banana Tinned tomatoes Milk Chocolate Butter Anything you can find that will mash easily!!! Maybe add something from your dinner the night before and mash that up and add!?

Wake up about an hour earlier than u usually do and while everyone is asleep, creep downstairs to the kitchen!! Take a bowl plastic/clay and put a teaspoon if cocoa in. Then a squeeze of honey and mix it up! It will look like brown gloop at the moment but will look even more disgusting soon!! Squeeze in some red and brown sauce and crack an egg into it! Also 2 teaspoons of flour to give it some texture! Mix it well with a fork mashing all the egg up. Mash up some banana and add that also a big spoon of tinned tomatoes (you may want to mash them up a bit more if their too lumpy!) Add a drop of milk and some melted chocolate! Mash up some warm butter and add that!! Do this quite quietly so no one can hear you!

Once it's all mashed up you can creep back up the stairs with your mixture and go to the bathroom an plop your mixture into the toilet!!! Any leftovers stuck to the bowl you can put around your mouth and on your lips!! Don't lick them!!! After u've done that, creep into your mums room and pat her and wake her up quietly. When she's awake explain o her that u were just sick and it's in the toilet and that u need helping to clean up! She will moan a bit but she will come downstairs to help u! When ur clean she'll put u back to bed or her bed! And in the proper morning she might just let you sleep through the morning all day or she might ask you how ur feeling when you wake up!! Just do little noises and go back to sleep and she'll leave u!!! THERE ALL DONE NOW YOU CAN STAY IN BED ALL DAY AND READ AND PLAY ON YOUR PHONE OR WHATEVER AND YOUR MUM CAN BE YOUR SLAVE!!! COOL!!!