How to Show the Cat YOUR the Boss!!

Every cat has its evil side! It thinks its the boss! Oh just let it see.......

Cats show dominance and territory by spraying. It's easy. Just pull down ur pants and... Aaaaahhhhh...... Your cat will be ur slave!

This ones easy. If your cat is feisty, hold it until its struggles so much it sleeps. This will show it you have power over it. Cat"what you you prefer, chocolate or strawberry?"

If these don't work, a good power fight will do the trick. Jump on it. Tell the cat to give you it's lunch money. If it says yes, you have won. But if it says no, keep fighting till u win

If none of these work, play chess and win agonists your cat. It will move its knight. You destroy it with your pawn. It will eventually move its two pawns witch gaurs its king. Destroy it with that castle thing. YOU HAVE WWOOONNN

Thanks for listening and I hope you getting some super servants! Comment soon!!!