How to Be James Harden

Welcome, Here are a few steps to be the five time all-star, James Harden.

Grow a beard as big as Brian Wilson. The beard should be around 6 inches; takes 3-4 years to grow, this will give the nickname The Beard.

Have messed teeth. Have your two front teeth overlap your two side teeth, Soon get surgery and fix them.

Shot the basketball with your left hand, have a very formal/textbook shot, not like Michael Kidd Gilchrist or Lonzo Ball. Add a step back for extra styles points.

Be a backup to Thabo Sefolosha (Person to the left) and only start 7 games for 3 years, get traded for Kevin Martin and Jeremy Lamb, After that you will be the number 1 option on the Rockets.

Make a celebration the relates to cooking ( have one hand in a circular motion and have a stationary hand 4-5 inches under the circular hand. It looks like your stirring a pot)

Since you only care about scoring you had no room to learn defense. Since you never learn defense you will be roasted by NBA analyst and by NBA legends

Become a bigger flopper than Marcus Smart. Make loud alarming noises when you get near the hoop, and flip your arms up, like a spider crawling on your leg or flop your head back like you were elbowed in the head by Metta World Peace, This will lead to averaging 10 free throws a game.

Have a killer euro step. Model the euro step after Manu Ginobili. Act like your jumping on the moon, always finish with your left hand.

Date Khloe Kardashian for 8 months. Eventually, break up with her, this will improve your game and limit of court distraction.

Almost win the MVP in 2017. Lose to a record-breaking stat padding Russell Westbrook. At least you beat him in the playoffs.

Get a 6 year 228 million dollar extension with the Houston Rockets and a 12 year 200 million dollar contract with Adidas, even though 60% of NBA players go bankrupt within fives years after leaving the sport.