How to Fail Any Class
This tutorial is to help the uneducated slacker fail any class that you do not want to pass
Get on Your Teacher's Bad Side
The first thing you want to do is make it so your teacher wants to fail you here are a few tips on how to do it.
- bring up irrelevant topics when he/she asks if you have any questions
- show up 5 min late every Tuesday and be really disruptive while entering
- ask to go to the bathroom 2 minutes in to her lesson and say it is an emergency ( remember to do this at least three times a week)
- remember to get their name wrong on a regular basis as well
- bring up irrelevant topics when he/she asks if you have any questions
- show up 5 min late every Tuesday and be really disruptive while entering
- ask to go to the bathroom 2 minutes in to her lesson and say it is an emergency ( remember to do this at least three times a week)
- remember to get their name wrong on a regular basis as well
Ignoring the Teacher
The first thing you need to learn about ignoring the teacher is you need to know how to space out it is very simple.
STEPS FOR SPACING OUT ( remember spacing is similar to meditation and is a great way to recover energy)
- first clear your mind
- second stair at something that is inanimate ( something close to the front of the class is best and remember never a person)
- now hold your pencil and strike a pose similar to the picture above.
- then relax and ignore anything said if it is directed to you reply meh
STEPS FOR SPACING OUT ( remember spacing is similar to meditation and is a great way to recover energy)
- first clear your mind
- second stair at something that is inanimate ( something close to the front of the class is best and remember never a person)
- now hold your pencil and strike a pose similar to the picture above.
- then relax and ignore anything said if it is directed to you reply meh
When in a Computer Lab
Their are only 2 things to remember in a computer lab and they are social networking and Google images
What to Do on Tests or When Asked a Question
Always reply by writing ugh... or I don't know or LOL IDK -_-
What to Do When They Confront You
Their are three words that every teacher hates so when they confront you just remember these special words I DON'T CARE and now if you fallow all these steps you are sure to fail the class enjoy!