How to Freeload Off a Dead Guy (Comedy Instructable!)

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This is a little instructable I made just to make you laugh. Obviously if you find a dead body you should call the police not take stuff from him!

Let's say you're walking down the street and you find a dead guy. Don't go calling the police just yet! That dead guy could be a financial jackpot!

Find a stick, and poke the dead guy to make sure he's dead.

If the dead guy has any food on him, take it and have lunch!

Feel his pockets and remove his wallet

Remove all the cash from his wallet

Don't take the credit cards. That would be credit card fraud and you don't need THAT on your record!

Using both hands, roll the dead guy over so you can check his front pockets

After you have him rolled over, check his front pockets and take whatever he has on him

If you find a set of car keys, you just pimped yourself a new ride!

Are his feet about your size? If the shoes are nicer than the ones you have on... grab 'em!

Is his jacket in better shape than yours? Merry Christmas!

Chances are he's not too far from his car. Hold his key fob up and press the alarm button to locate which vehicle is his.

Don't forget to leave a note on the body, that makes it look like the dead guy gave you his stuff and car for $1.00. Write something like this:
"I, Dead Guy give you my stuff and car for $1.00 signed, Dead guy"

Put the note and one dollar back in his pocket so the police find it

Remember to call the police and leave an anonymous tip, to report the dead guy, so they can collect the body!

If you enjoyed my instructable (which was done strictly for entertainment purposes only) you can view behind the scenes photos from the video shoot at Swamp Studio

Thanks
Keith