How to Annoy Everyone in the Computer Lab.

are you reading this because your done with your report on play dough, errrr, plato, and your teacher is alowing you to do whatever you want? then take this chance to drive everyone nuts!
this will guide you on how to annoy everyone in the room with a computer!

to access this wonderful tool, simply go to START - ALL PROGRAMS - ACSSESORIES-NARRATOR.
Narrator can be used many ways. you can:

- Type random keys
- go to run, another accessory. type a random word, but put phrases in quotes ("your phrase here"). click run, and an error messege will pop up, unless there's a file called your phrase/word.
- go to any website and do any of these options.
                  -right click on anything. "menu menu with 6 options." mouse over a option. "cut! paste! copy!"
                   -wait. it will read anything on the toolbar and page. even the web address! if you can't wait, simply click on the web address, but that's the only thing that works this way. anything else, you must wait.
                    - hover over the options on your toolbar, if you have one installed. hover over the options. "upgrade your Toolbar now, Why should i upgrade"

play a annoying video. if the teacher catches you, tell her that it was manfaulctioning, and the video was a pop-up. or do your best evil laugh, and continue.

here some suggestons...

-Ronald Mcdonald insanity
-Head On
-World's greatest freakouts
-if know anymore, please comment








































































































 

if you  found this, you were looking for it.

find plenty of quotes here.  turn it up all the way and play with the "enhancments" such as  the graphic equalizer,  play speed, and more.