How to Be a Headcrab Zombie

In this instructable I will teach you how to be a headcrab zombie from the game "half life 2"

There's some stuff needed to be a headcrab zombie, the things required are:
a headcrab hat (or any headcrab that can fit on your head)
a blood-stained white long sleve shirt
a blood-stained pair of blue jeans

you can get fake blood at any halloween store or you can make it yourself (there are instructables on how to make fake blood).

To blood stain the clothes first pour some blood in a cup. Then for the heavily stained places pour some blood in your hands and rub the blood onto the spot where you want it. Then for not-so heavily stained places just dip your fingers in the cup and splash it on the clothes.

The headcrab zombie has a special walk, sort of like a limp

here is a video of headcrab zombies

headcrab zombies talk in a very special way, these are some of the lines they say.
yabba, my light meh
huh hoy
*moan*

heres a video of the sounds headcrab zombies make

you are now officially a certified headcrab zombie.
now go scare your friends.