How to Create a Force Truly Evil.
by Labeillefille in Living > Kids
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How to Create a Force Truly Evil.
You will need : - an innocent child
Find Yourself an Innocent Child
make sure he/she's really smiley and cute
Take Away the Child's Toys
check if it makes them sad. If it does, you're on the right track.
Bore the Child to Death.
a textbook or non fictional story will do.
Wear the Child Out.
they have to be really tired, check for dark circles under their eyes.
Teach the Child How to Grin.
make sure it's a dirty grin, not a happy one.
Make the Child Wear a Cape.
preferably a black one.
Hand the Child a Weapon of Your Choice
a BBgun does the trick most of the time
Give the Child a Loud Instrument.
I opted for a trumpet, but bagpipes work just as well.
And There You Have It!
here we are, a force truly evil. It doesn't get any worse than this. Now go ahead and point your young apprentice to a nice old lady!