How to Create a Force Truly Evil.

by Labeillefille in Living > Kids

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How to Create a Force Truly Evil.

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You will need : - an innocent child

Find Yourself an Innocent Child

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make sure he/she's really smiley and cute

Take Away the Child's Toys

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check if it makes them sad. If it does, you're on the right track.

Bore the Child to Death.

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a textbook or non fictional story will do.

Wear the Child Out.

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they have to be really tired, check for dark circles under their eyes.

Teach the Child How to Grin.

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make sure it's a dirty grin, not a happy one.

Make the Child Wear a Cape.

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preferably a black one.

Hand the Child a Weapon of Your Choice

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a BBgun does the trick most of the time

Give the Child a Loud Instrument.

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I opted for a trumpet, but bagpipes work just as well.

And There You Have It!

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here we are, a force truly evil. It doesn't get any worse than this. Now go ahead and point your young apprentice to a nice old lady!