How to Cut Yourself With a Butter Knife

I only posted this because I heard people talking about how "It's impossible to cut yourself with a butter knife" I had already done this successfully, so now I  am sharing the knowledge so you, too, may have a sore bleeding hand! Let's get started! You will need:

1. A butter knife
2. A hand (hopefully your own)

OK, now that you have your butterknife and hand, lay the butterknife "blade" side down, press, and start sawing (If the pain's bearable, press down harder). When you feel a liquid dripping down your hand, STOP SAWING! Congratulations, you just cut yourself with a butterknife. Get a Band-Aid.


-Foxx4050