Pirate Jesus
Have a crucifix with Jesus's head broke off? Or if your not that religious you can even cut his head off, I used an old crucifix and a pirate skull keychain to make pirate Jesus. It wasn't made to offend as Pirates need someone to pray to as well.
Glue Head Onto Cross
I used a speed set epoxy and glued my little pirate head in place.
Paint
I painted his head black, then dry brushed grey to match the body. Finishing with a coat of clear coat. Enjoy.