Procrastinator's Work-From-Home-Guide

Working from home has become an important part of the Covid-19 era. The at-home worker can be productive while maintaining community safety. There are many tips to help make home-working efficient and more do-able.

But . . . what about the at-home procrastinator?

You need:

· Work—This means that you have a job of some sort.

· A Home—This means that you have a place to live, be it house, apartment, or Mongolian yurt.

· You—This means . . . . . you.

Organization is the key to working at home, and it can also help the procrastinator:

· What do you not want to do?

· What do you want to do instead?

These are important questions!

With a little effort and perseverance, it is possible to build your whole schedule around procrastination!

This is the foundation, the cornerstone of procrastination. Sleep gives you the energy you need to not do what you are supposed to do.

If you are at home, who is to know if you are dressed or not? Don’t worry about it!

Of course! You need to eat. Isn’t breakfast the most important meal of the day?

There are so many shows to watch, but avoid the news. It’s too depressing!

Nah, forget that one. It's too much like work!

Find out what your friends aren't doing.

After seeing all the posts of what people are eating, you have to have something!

Amazon, QVC, and all the rest are there, waiting to help you rebuild the economy. Do your part!

You need to have something for future snacks!

Games stimulate the mind, right? You can stimulate your brain for hours on end!

Of course! You need to eat. Isn’t lunch the most important meal of the middle of the day?

After you eat, your body needs to rest so it can digest that meal. That’s what a boa constrictor does, doesn’t it?

Napping is exhausting! Build up your energy!

It’s a lift for your soul.

Isn’t dinner the most important meal of the evening? Who needs to cook? Why do you think they invented home delivery?

There are so many options. Late-night channels, DVD, Blu-Ray, Streaming. Decisions, decisions, decisions!

A reward for making it through another exhausting day of procrastination.

A good book can replace any activities except eating, snacking, sleeping, or napping.

You’ve had a busy day. Now is the time for you to relax . . . so you’ll be ready to procrastinate again, tomorrow.

Exercise—Lifting food to your mouth strengthens your arm and jaw muscles.

Learn a language—Talk to your cat. Dr. Dolittle could do it. Why not you?

I hope you enjoyed this Instructable, but I do hope you realize that it was all in fun.

In other words…….GET TO WORK!