Q-TIP CANNON

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Q-TIP CANNON

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GGrrrrrrrrr - time to man up when doin the cleaning.

Is your spouse giving you grief for missing a spot.

THE Q-TIP CANNON is here to save your a*** soldier.

Follow these simple steps and take down those pesky dust spotters.

The Q-TIP CANNON is fully loaded with raw power and an impressive 14 shot mag, carried neatly upon the weapon. 

ONE!

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YOU WILL NEED.

1 - empty detergent bottle (washed out really well cos if ya get one of the pellets in your eye without, it really hurts) - NOT PINK!

2 - 7 Q-TIPS

3 - Scissors 

4 - A Sharpy pen

TWO!

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You will - take your Q-TIP and cut off both ends just behind the cotton bud.

THREE!

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You will - insert Q-TIPs into the back of the bottle cap for safe storage until deployment.

FOUR!

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The magazine will be stored on the weapon, labels removed and a cool design drawn upon it.
 

FIVE!

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The weapon is now ready to fire.

1 - remove safety cap.

2 - remove ammunition.

3 - place one shell point first (gently) into the muzzle.

4 - take aim at your acquired target - one shot  - one kill.

5 - squeeze the body - HARD!!! - fire!

6 - exit the room smoothly leaving your victim giggling in agony - - mission accomplished.

DON'T DIS THE DUSTER BABY!!

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"Go ahead punk - make me a cake" GGRRRRRRR